JUST FOR FUN

theenglishteacher on January 24th, 2009

This afternoon I received this from a dear friend of mine. It really made me laugh…Enjoy

Résumé

To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..

I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person,
Pepole really seam to respond
to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

I no my spelling is not to good but fi nd that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

BRYAN

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short – below is a pickture of me.

If you would like to see the picture and the answer to the letter please leave a comment with your e-mail address and I will send it to you. Aniya

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3 Responses to “JUST FOR FUN”

PatriciaJanuary 24th, 2009 at 6:13 pm

Well, I used to have resume writing in some senior Communication classes as an assignment. I can’t say I ever received one quite this bad, but some came close.
SudamJanuary 25th, 2009 at 2:04 am

Dis knd of langage is da kraze of lat. Me answer questions in yahoo and ibibo and always find this personal bending. It seems these people are racing to top in the competition of writing as bad as possible. I wonder how these people write in their examination.

‘My mother in law died yesterday. As i am the only person responsible for that i need two days leave.’

Oh i could not write in that way though i tried to emulate the resume writer. Ridiculous indeed. Thanks
Bruno LoGrecoJanuary 25th, 2009 at 11:43 am

LMAO – Seriously, I once wrote exactly like that. You can’t blame me, I have no recollection of ever learning proper English in school. Read some of my earlier blog posts. LOL

Bon Giorno!